Tom: You know there’s a potion in Harry Potter that makes you look very different to other people.
George: You know what, we got that potion, too, only it’s called tequila.*drinks*
George: You know what, you’re beautiful…
Tom: You know there’s a potion in Harry Potter that makes you look really different
George: You know what we got that potion too homie, it’s called Tequila
Now,you know what?you’re beautiful!
Tom: And we had a chance to bet on some horses and, and coincidentally there actually was a horse called Harry Potter.
Tom: I know! This is no lie! This is no lie! And obviously we thought this was going to be our winner so I backed it big time—
George: You put some money down?
Tom: BIG TIME! I put a whole thousand pesos.
Tom: Big money, right?
George: Almost seven dollars, yeah!
Tom: Seven—?! It felt like a lot of money at the time.
George: It is a lot of money…
Tom: And needless to say, he, uuh… Harry Potter the horse SUCKED, man!
Tom: He came in last place! I can’t believe it, so… I lost my thousand pesos.
George: Who beat him, Lord Of The Rings?
Tom: That’s what it was!