Tom: Did I pass?
Interviewer: You more than passed.
Tom: Am I American?
Interviewer: You’re fucking American.
Tom: Alright, man! Rock on!
Tom: Yeah, word up! What was the one you taught me last year?
Tom: You know there’s a potion in Harry Potter that makes you look very different to other people.
George: You know what, we got that potion, too, only it’s called tequila.*drinks*
George: You know what, you’re beautiful…
Interviewer: “So tell me about your one-on-one with good old Daniel in the bathroom there.”
Tom: “Yeah, It sounds so wrong every time we say it. Me and Daniel had a wand fight in a bathroom.”
Tom: “God, it sounds wrong!”